It’s me. I’ve been wearing a harder hat all my life, ever since I saw a guy wearing a hardest hat. It’s been straight envy ever since.
RugbyKats on
“Trump forces himself on a podium.” 🤣
mapoftasmania on
“Ronald Rogaine”
2bnameless on
Finally a Trump post that I don’t have to goggle it’s authenticity.
PGH00 on
Please post the rest!
tawDry_Union2272 on
FOUR MORE SWAMPS!
Berns429 on
“Steve Jobs!”
BasicDurgeanomics on
“gun that is alive” 🤣🤣🤣
huskersax on
Pretty sure this was outed as faked (and written by an actual person) somewhere in the first 500 times it was posted on reddit during election season.
Tentonham on
Obama drank our milk!!!
Infinitblakhand on
Knew it was gonna be fire when it started inside an Arby’s in Wyomklahoma
MoreRamenPls on
Yup, that’s him alright.
Block_Solid on
I’d buy that book
fushitaka2010 on
I remember reading this years ago. Still gets a laugh from me
rainbowtoasti on
Sike, those are real
Pineal713 on
Obama drank our milk, I knew it
imsadyoubitch on
The hardest part to believe of all this is the part about 1000 hours of speeches. If it was 1000 hours of mean girl tweets or golfing though? No question.
readysteadi on
please feed this to Sora
Meta-failure on
That poor bot? You monster?!?
PM_ME_YUR_S3CRETS on
I want milk
smbdysm1 on
I am trying to imagine how the bot felt being “forced” to consume that!
knowledgeable_diablo on
Pity it’s hard to tell if this is a bot rendition or an actual transcription of a real event.
pssuchre on
Did you have to treat the bot this harshly?
DJMagicHandz on
The town in Wyomklahoma is called Winchestertonfieldville
pernetrope on
Please make this into a video
Awkward-Kiwi452 on
Actual speaker notes
kidnyou on
AI nailed it! Hilarious. Yet scary too.
Relevant-Stage7794 on
I guess bots CAN write comedy
ChrisGLF on
I kinda want some milk now.
cinnamonrain on

ThatGuyYouMightNo on
Clearly not written by an AI, but I do really like this genre of “human pretends to be an AI to write a funny incomprehensible facsimile of something”
espresso_martini__ on
OMG LOL!! Its funny and fucking sad at the same time because he sounds like that.
gordongortrell on
Obama drank the last glass of milk 😭
CidO807 on
Finally someone had to tell me that it was AI to know that it was AI.
DeadpoolOptimus on
Made more sense then he ever did but that’s a pretty low bar.
yosidy on
I had a moment where I thought “this just reads like incoherent AI slop” and then I realized that it sounds just like Trump.
Movingforward2015 on
PLAUSIBLE!
Daflehrer1 on
Hilarious!
phdaemon on
Popular demand, transcribed this into sora. it is titled “Cheering for milk”.
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Checks out.
Funniest thing I’ve seen on this sub in a while.
United Snakes
It’s me. I’ve been wearing a harder hat all my life, ever since I saw a guy wearing a hardest hat. It’s been straight envy ever since.
“Trump forces himself on a podium.” 🤣
“Ronald Rogaine”
Finally a Trump post that I don’t have to goggle it’s authenticity.
Please post the rest!
FOUR MORE SWAMPS!
“Steve Jobs!”
“gun that is alive” 🤣🤣🤣
Pretty sure this was outed as faked (and written by an actual person) somewhere in the first 500 times it was posted on reddit during election season.
Obama drank our milk!!!
Knew it was gonna be fire when it started inside an Arby’s in Wyomklahoma
Yup, that’s him alright.
I’d buy that book
I remember reading this years ago. Still gets a laugh from me
Sike, those are real
Obama drank our milk, I knew it
The hardest part to believe of all this is the part about 1000 hours of speeches. If it was 1000 hours of mean girl tweets or golfing though? No question.
please feed this to Sora
That poor bot? You monster?!?
I want milk
I am trying to imagine how the bot felt being “forced” to consume that!
Pity it’s hard to tell if this is a bot rendition or an actual transcription of a real event.
Did you have to treat the bot this harshly?
The town in Wyomklahoma is called Winchestertonfieldville
Please make this into a video
Actual speaker notes
AI nailed it! Hilarious. Yet scary too.
I guess bots CAN write comedy
I kinda want some milk now.

Clearly not written by an AI, but I do really like this genre of “human pretends to be an AI to write a funny incomprehensible facsimile of something”
OMG LOL!! Its funny and fucking sad at the same time because he sounds like that.
Obama drank the last glass of milk 😭
Finally someone had to tell me that it was AI to know that it was AI.
Made more sense then he ever did but that’s a pretty low bar.
I had a moment where I thought “this just reads like incoherent AI slop” and then I realized that it sounds just like Trump.
PLAUSIBLE!
Hilarious!
Popular demand, transcribed this into sora. it is titled “Cheering for milk”.
https://preview.redd.it/k2fjils5hkwf1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ac21ee11c15d8cf713d5d68e85e62289fcdf5bf
And we didn’t see the dementia before? /s
They wanted that silk
I would pay to see this performed live on a stage.
That seems much more plausible than anything I’ve ever seen in Breitbart, Townhall, or Redstate.
The AI is sentient.

I NEEDED this today. Thank you, wonderful stranger.
I quote “they hate pronunciations. They love milk” to my husband every time a MAGA cheers for something irrational and self-injurious